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Ralph, the Psychic Mouse

Updated: Nov 21, 2019


Once upon a time… In a place called Galaxina- far, far, away… I was surfing cyberspace and it was during these travels that I found myself a psychic mouse! His name was Ralph. I wrote to him and asked him if he would be so kind as to read me my fortune. I recently stumbled across his email and this was his reply:

Subject: Your Future by Ralph… grumble grumble grumble Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 09:10:31 -0800 (PST)

Budgie- so you want to know what the future holds.

You humans, you are all the same.

OK OK, in your future, I see lots of bright lights. You will be in the spotlight! I hear screams! Everyone is screaming your name! I hear the sound of air horns. I hear screeching… I see you on the ground with the letters M A C K embedded in your forehead. And then… And then… Hmmm, I don’t seem to see anything else.

Sorry. It’s a Tuesday. I must need another cup of coffee. Trust me, a cup of coffee goes a long way for a mouse.

Lots of Love,

Ralph The Mouse


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